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Trib. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . as WagnerDotComPoser
Jeremy Isaac. . . . . . . . . . . as The Main Brain Frame

Conversation with WagnerDotComPoser at 8/16/2007 9:27:21 PM (The Main Brain Frame)

(9:27:21 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: so, here is ipod
(9:27:36 PM) The Main Brain Frame: congratumalations
(9:27:46 PM) The Main Brain Frame: "put it in H"!
(9:28:54 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: they say for best results to give it a full charge of about four hours at the start
(9:29:16 PM) The Main Brain Frame: http://www.hackwrench.com/?q=forum/7
(9:29:43 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: very nice
(9:29:51 PM) The Main Brain Frame: I thougth so
(9:29:58 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i dont think i'll be up at 4am to unplug ipod
(9:30:47 PM) The Main Brain Frame: you don't have to unplug it when it's charged
(9:30:53 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: yeah, but
(9:30:57 PM) The Main Brain Frame: yeah but
(9:32:10 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: mebbe
(9:32:11 PM) The Main Brain Frame: it's stuff like this that gives me job security
(9:34:16 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i was just gonna load all my musics and then unplug it and go to sleeps
(9:34:33 PM) The Main Brain Frame: why not just leave it plugged in overnight to charge fullly
(9:34:38 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: but a four hour charge means i gotta wait til tomorrow evening to do all this shizzle
(9:34:56 PM) The Main Brain Frame: IT CHARGES WHILE IT'S PLUGGED IN FOR ACCESS
(9:35:01 PM) The Main Brain Frame: that'll be $65
(9:35:07 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: cause i heard leaving it plugged in after a full charge decreases the long term battery life
(9:35:54 PM) The Main Brain Frame: yeah, and if you microwave a cd you get a really cool light show
(9:36:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: did you hear about the woman who microwaved the baby to dry it off?
(9:36:19 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: serious
(9:36:22 PM) The Main Brain Frame: how about the hitchhiker who later turned out he was dead?
(9:37:03 PM)WagnerDotComPoser: but i heard that overcharging will decrease the battery life
(9:37:40 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: and undercharging too
(9:37:58 PM) The Main Brain Frame: so are you telling me the instructions defy physics or that the mftr says you have to eagle-eye it to unplug the second it says it's full? you mean 65 millioin iPods built and they can't figure out how to make it stop charging when it's full evcen though it KNOWs it is?
(9:38:02 PM) The Main Brain Frame: y4eafswhefakhesfsweahfaskfdh!
(9:38:08 PM) The Main Brain Frame: worry much?  : )
(9:38:40 PM) The Main Brain Frame: is one of us adopted?
(9:40:19 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: well, in your expert opinion, which would you recommend to protect the battery or overall ipod
(9:41:59 PM) The Main Brain Frame: noooooo no, I'm not giving you any more advice. you're going to go all henny penny on me later thinking that you screwed up your iPod because I didn't tell you how to do the iPod rain dance correctly.
(9:42:37 PM) The Main Brain Frame: you see, it has a large number of something called "logic circuits".
(9:42:53 PM) The Main Brain Frame: these "logic circuits" are capable of detecting when the battery is fully charged
(9:42:58 PM) The Main Brain Frame: and then....
(9:43:02 PM) The Main Brain Frame: (drumroll)
(9:43:08 PM) The Main Brain Frame: they stop charging it!
(9:43:45 PM) The Main Brain Frame: it even says on the screen, "Charged" when it's charged. Can you imagine that? Clever bastards, them.
(9:45:02 PM) The Main Brain Frame: now plug it in and make sure you do the rain dance EXACTLY
(9:45:21 PM) The Main Brain Frame: or you will have a melted iPod when you wake up. and a rain cloud will follow you everywhere.
(9:45:33 PM) The Main Brain Frame: and your dead ancestors will visit you from the grave
(9:45:40 PM) The Main Brain Frame: "whyyyy.... whyyyyyy......."
(9:46:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: "whyyyyyyy did you let the iPod charge itself on its own....? WHHHYYYYYYY?????"
(9:46:08 PM) The Main Brain Frame: veddy scaddy!!
(9:47:53 PM) The Main Brain Frame: mine has defied the laws of physics by still having a full charge at almost 4 years old b/c I am a Super Genius.
(9:48:01 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: alright then, here goes
(9:48:14 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: and you routinely leave it plugged in after it fully charges?
(9:48:19 PM) The Main Brain Frame: every
(9:48:20 PM) The Main Brain Frame: day
(9:48:21 PM) The Main Brain Frame: of
(9:48:22 PM) The Main Brain Frame: my
(9:48:22 PM) The Main Brain Frame: life
(9:48:33 PM) The Main Brain Frame: I don't know where you heard that shit
(9:49:02 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: some genius at the apple store
(9:50:32 PM) The Main Brain Frame: you think you have to watch it like a fucking toaster and unplug it the moment it reaches maximum charge?
(9:51:00 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: yes
(9:51:22 PM) The Main Brain Frame: do you avoid stepping on sidewalk cracks?
(9:51:49 PM) The Main Brain Frame: do you find yourslef wondering if you REALLY locked your door after you leave your house?
(9:52:00 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: well, now its syncing
(9:52:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: do you ever think, "did I leave the iron on"?
(9:52:23 PM) The Main Brain Frame: if any of these apply,
(9:52:25 PM) The Main Brain Frame: that bridge you see from your window.... I can get you a good deal on it.
(9:53:01 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: ha-ha
(9:53:10 PM) The Main Brain Frame: jesus tap dancing zombie christ on a stairmaster
(9:57:59 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: does it put even the unchecked songs from itunes on the pod now?
(9:58:06 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: what is this new fangled shit
(9:58:22 PM) The Main Brain Frame: and you may ask yourself...
(9:58:26 PM) The Main Brain Frame: "how do I work this?"
(9:58:35 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: serious
(9:59:34 PM) The Main Brain Frame: I guess I just I know everything and you don't, and somehow that's my fault : )
(10:10:46 PM) The Main Brain Frame: heh. I'm going to edit my pissing with you in an html editor and put it up on hackwrench.com : )
(10:11:33 PM) The Main Brain Frame: still not as funny as "bling denied", but so be it : )
(10:12:27 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: anyway, i think i'm gonna head to bed while this thing loads and charges
(10:12:37 PM) The Main Brain Frame: that sounded gay
(10:12:40 PM) The Main Brain Frame: you're not gay are you
(10:13:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: like, totally self consciously mockingly gay
(10:13:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: or like full-on "YMCA" gay
(10:13:29 PM) The Main Brain Frame: like to the point of making gagging-on-schlong noises and whatnot
(10:16:34 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i'm heading to bed
(10:16:40 PM) WagnerDotComPoser has gone away.