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Trib. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . as WagnerDotComPoser
Jeremy Isaac. . . . . . . . . . . as The Main Brain Frame

(3:26:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: I love my new phone and all but I've been getting a few weird texts from verizon, e.g.
(3:26:22 PM) The Main Brain Frame: 1. Welcome to our Nav service! it's $10/month
(3:26:34 PM) The Main Brain Frame: 2. Congratulations! you have a premium account. your nav is free.
(3:27:05 PM) The Main Brain Frame: 3. Welcome to Nav! since you don't have a premium acccount, Nav will be $10/month.
(3:30:59 PM) The Main Brain Frame: and so forth
(3:31:25 PM) The Main Brain Frame: which is kinda funny b/c I finally came up with a name for my nav system... sorta,
(3:33:48 PM) The Main Brain Frame: so now vzw is clearly very confusled about how to charge me for it. but the phone itself is still absolutely brilliant. no "dingus" nor "doofus" when it comes to its actual functionality
(3:34:18 PM) The Main Brain Frame: not yet anyway
(3:34:38 PM) The Main Brain Frame: I thought it was fucking up the other day but it just turned out that (drumroll)
(3:34:49 PM) The Main Brain Frame: justin was operating it and he was too stoned to properly spell "palo alto"
(3:35:40 PM) WagnerDotComPoser has become idle.
(3:40:40 PM) WagnerDotComPoser has gone away.