"It's Not An Accident, It's A 'Collision'."

Starring...
Trib. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . as WagnerDotComPoser
Jeremy Isaac. . . . . . . . . . . as The Main Brain Frame

Conversation with WagnerDotComPoser at 8/29/2007 7:59:56 PM on The Main Brain Frame (aim)

(7:59:56 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: collision on the bicycle today
(9:11:04 PM) The Main Brain Frame: no shit
(9:20:52 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: yeah
(9:21:01 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: its not horrible, could have been worse
(9:21:06 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: but its not pleasant
(9:22:48 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: lucikly i still got all my teef
(9:25:27 PM) The Main Brain Frame: hurrh
(9:25:38 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: well, it is lucky
(9:25:49 PM) The Main Brain Frame: so whut happened
(9:25:53 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i basically broke the fall with the left side of my face/head
(9:26:07 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: dipshits tourists in the bike lane
(9:26:15 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: swerved to avoid them, and hit someone else
(9:26:20 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: (check your website)
(9:26:46 PM) The Main Brain Frame: I see.
(9:28:02 PM) The Main Brain Frame: cops? injuries? and most importantly, is the bike ok?
(9:28:19 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: no cops
(9:28:25 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i'm injured
(9:28:38 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: bike is a little dinged up (but not too badly)
(9:28:59 PM) The Main Brain Frame: injuired how?
(9:29:16 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: left side of my face is swollen and scuffed up
(9:29:29 PM) The Main Brain Frame: mother effer
(9:30:00 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: yeh it hurts
(9:32:10 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i like the article on the main page cuts off after "I am in rather a bit of pain this evening."
(9:32:30 PM) The Main Brain Frame: heh
(9:32:47 PM) The Main Brain Frame: so did anyone stop to give a shit or was It one of those new york moments
(9:33:01 PM) The Main Brain Frame: someone should have at least gotten a ticket or something
(9:33:18 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: no, the guy i hit seemed more concerned about me than himself, and a couple other passersby
(9:33:47 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: the dipshits i swerved around were rather oblvious, staring back at me as i cursed at them from the ground (i dont think they spoke english)
(9:34:05 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: staring blankly back at me
(9:34:42 PM) The Main Brain Frame: jesus flamenco playing christ on a mellotron
(9:34:54 PM) The Main Brain Frame: well I'm glad you gave them a taste of new york proper
(9:35:00 PM) The Main Brain Frame: how fast were you going, and the car you hit
(9:36:07 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i didnt hit a car, these are all pedestrian traffic
(9:36:11 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: on the bridge
(9:36:23 PM) The Main Brain Frame: ah. I guess it's some small comfort that those who caused the accident stuck around long enough to receive a little new york-style "instructive criticism"
(9:36:23 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: i should have thrown my helmet at the eurotrash
(9:36:30 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: they just stared and then walked away
(9:36:32 PM) The Main Brain Frame: waste of a good helmet if you ask me
(9:36:36 PM) The Main Brain Frame: well good thing you were wearing one
(9:36:52 PM) The Main Brain Frame: so there's this big bike lane, and they were in it wondering why people were yelling at them?
(9:37:26 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: yeah
(9:39:36 PM) The Main Brain Frame: oh, they were walking in the bike lane?
(9:40:43 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: they were standing in the bike lane
(9:40:49 PM) WagnerDotComPoser: in a really inconvenient part of it
(9:42:46 PM) The Main Brain Frame: lovely
(9:43:06 PM) The Main Brain Frame: were they on a blind turn or something
(9:44:14 PM) The Main Brain Frame: how fast were you going
(9:47:52 PM) The Main Brain Frame: ie when your face hit the ground
(9:55:49 PM) WagnerDotComPoser has become idle.
(9:58:19 PM) The Main Brain Frame: uh oh he succumbed to his injuries folks